It's no big deal. “That quote about the bushes, you know the one. That’s this.” My boyfriend and I have been binge-watching Survivor. At...

Is fall finally here? "Let's just tell everyone he was born underground and raised by moles." I was away for a few weeks and now I’m...

Finally, it's 57 degrees "This year has been terrible, but let's have a really good Halloween." I'm writing this on my tiny balcony...

I'm two days late writing this and with good reason! "Ancient Egyptian school children painted themselves canoeing and now we have this...

It's my life, it's now or never. "Yeah, but we coined 'turnt up' and 'lit.' What have they done?" I shared this blog on LinkedIn and...

I got one thing on my mind: HotD "Please slap me if I'm ever that bride." Are you really thinking about anything else besides House of...

Pigeons sit along the ledge across from me, retreating from the rain. It's Friday morning! "Looking around, I realized everyone on my...

We're going on month 3 1/2 of unemployment, and instead of becoming the next Andrew Tate or Dan Price, I'm just gonna document my jobless...

All That Remains Unwritten “It’s mine, and you can’t have it!” Sasha screeched, ripping the pencil from my hand and stomping away to play...

when life gives you lemons “Did you grab the lemons?” Shit. Shit. Lemons. I’m usually so on top of it, so prepared. Fucking lemons, of...

Somewhere, Far Away I awaken to a trash truck collecting garbage. 6:53 AM, 7 minutes ahead of schedule. It’s soothing to wake naturally,...

In a Second A rich man’s trash is a poor man’s treasure, buzzing with flies but shining like diamonds, the closest thing to pleasure....

by the light It’s that time, before the clocks go back. I’m restless and exhausted; I want to sink my teeth into dreams. My body says...